AI Model Idle
Satirical AI startup idle sim
From toy cat-vs-dog classifier to a near-AGI Foundation Model
Collect data, buy compute, train models, ship products, weather crises, fire employees — then watch them sue you, found a rival, or leak on Glassdoor. Almost everything that happens in the AI industry, as an idle game.
Built so AI insiders laugh and outsiders accidentally learn how the industry actually works.
Branching perk tree
Data · Compute · Model · Product × 3 tiers = 36 perks + 4 synergies
25 crisis events
Copyright lawsuit, congressional hearing, jailbreak leak, X smear, hedge fund short
8 hardware partners
NVIDIA · AMD · Groq · Cerebras · FuriosaAI · Google · Apple · Tenstorrent
Employees that fight back
Fire them brutally and they sue, start a rival startup, or leak on Glassdoor
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